Tire, and during a six or seven minute scene during which I aged three years, the tire rolls down a hill, destroying everything in its path until it bounces off of Shaquille O’Neal and falls quietly on its side, at which point, Spade projectile vomits 15 feet across the road and onto a nearby police officer.Ĥ. David Spade’s character gets inside of a Monster Truck-sized In the extended sequence, the elk interrupts Adam Sandler’s son in the shower masturbating, and urinates all over him, as well.ģ. In the opening scene, a frightened elk inside of Adam Sandler’s bedroom urinates about six gallons of piss all over Sandler’s face.Ģ. If you choose, however, to see Grown Ups 2, these are the images that you will be forced to endure.ġ.
GROWN UPS 2 CHARACTERS MOVIE
It is the only movie I have ever seen that made me wish I were watching Movie 43 instead. It is a bowl of dicks crammed into a bag of assholes trapped inside of a black hole of stupidity. There is nothing salvageable in Grown Ups 2.
Adam Sandler is clearly working under the belief that, if he puts his name on the poster and surrounds himself with enough familiar faces, people will flock to theaters without any concern whatsoever for what is actually on the screen. There is only the pain of knowing that each scene will unfortunately be followed by another scene, and each subsequent scene will force you to confront the decisions you made in your life that led you to this place, to a theater with far too many people in it, watching a poorly improvised pastiche of sketches - many of them abandoned due to indifference - featuring actors who simply do not care.
There is not a single redeeming moment during Grown Ups 2.
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